How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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