yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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