u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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