hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm passing your future prison.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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