I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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