i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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