Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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