No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
