he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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