It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
