just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i want to swaddle you in tequila
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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