I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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