ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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