I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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