so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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