yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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