I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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