I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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