i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There's always time for handjobs
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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