Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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