This girl is more easily done than said...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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