3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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