is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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