if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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