Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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