So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
