ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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