Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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