I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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