you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Randomize
