the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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