I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
