you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
PANTIES FOUND
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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