i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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