i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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