i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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