i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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