I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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