one might say we're banned from that church
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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