Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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