It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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