You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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