I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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