your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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