porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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