Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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