I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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