wat bout pragnant strippers??
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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