It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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