i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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